I swear I'll shut up about Iron Man eventually.

In case you didn't know, Iron Man has a history of alcoholism. He overcame it ages ago, but drunk Iron Man jokes never get old for some reason. Anyway, through the Shortpacked website I found a link to this auction for a customized piss-drunk Iron Man figure. I'm parking the photos of it here so I and anyone else who has such urges can refer back to them and laugh at them.











The auction also included a piece of drunk Iron Man artwork by Shortpacked artist David Willis, who doesn't mind my posting it here.



The auction's over; the final price was $152.50.